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Chigokai Osuteno,
As you stated, the artillery cannon you presented answered our issues for transportation, weight, and range and we don’t regret purchasing the machine from the medical branch of Kumogakure research subdivision. What we are trying to communicate is that this warranty information is rather unfair. Upon reading it as you suggested in your last letter there was indeed a few clauses related to the voiding of the warranty should we have opened the mechanisms or attempted “reverse engineering” and indeed the contract we signed does state that the price we paid was for the one machine and not its design, but the least you could do is help us put it back together and send replacement parts for the inner mechanisms that shattered upon dismantling. If you do, I can promise that the Naval Academy Engineers won’t attempt to, as you suggested, ‘trample upon’ your intellectual property rights.
Awaiting a positive reply,
Vice Admiral Narayoshi Endo of the Lightning Navy
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Osu looked at the letter and the ever grand seal of the Lightning Navy’s second fleet and considered the veiled threat at the end that they would try to steal some of his other designs if he didn’t put that unseemly overpriced prototype back together.
“I wonder how much face we should give them…” Osu mumbled.
Unlike the case of the researchers of the Naval Academy, Osu didn’t have any particular dislike of the Vice Admiral, he just wanted to rob the Navy of extra funds without actually giving them anything. The artillery piece in question was an expensive prototype meant as a proof of concept and wasn’t remotely optimized for cost or mass production. It was specifically designed to outclass the pieces the Navy currently possessed and to completely destroy key mechanisms upon dismantling to prevent the Navy from gaining technology they had yet to figure out for themselves. While it was an obscenely expensive project, the ambassadors to the Navy managed to sell it off for more than five times the cost to develop including labor and got the Navy to look past the fine print long enough to screw them over. All in all, a successful “fundraiser” to open up a few more clinic fronts for his pet project. They could pay for their own operating costs and make a steady decent profit once opened, but they were an expensive bureaucratic mess to start up, particularly since they had to disguise Kumogakuran involvement completely while setting these clinics up in the various cities and operating them. Officially they were safe houses for Kumo Shinobi should they need medical treatment or a place to hide while the staff were Mednin and a couple nurses from the hospital pretending to be normal, non chakra using doctors. There were a few unofficial details as well but nothing that would show up looking into the accounting records and everything was perfectly on budget, so it was beneath the radar of those uninvolved.
“On that note, I need to find more mednin to manage clinics… I can open up at least six by conservative efforts… but which cities… or should we set up multiple clinics in the larger cities we already have clinics in…” it wasn’t something that could or should be decided on a whim so he decided to put a pin in it and look over the data for a few days before deciding.
“Now… I have a bit of time left before the twins are done with their scout meeting and Chiai has a couple MiT serving her… helping her with the baby… I will go get some exercise and unwind, my blood flow is rather lethargic.”
Strictly speaking, exercise as most understood the term was ineffective for Osu as his body didn’t possess skeletal muscles or the like. Aside from a few hearts and marrow and a few minor organs that hadn’t been broken down into unique blood cells to serve a similar function, his body wasn’t much of anything but blood and blood vessels. As such, for Osu, exercise referred to something completely different.
A few minutes after leaving the hospital Osu arrived on the outskirts of the ancient forest and walked right up to the edge of the trees. He pulled out a map and reconfirmed this area wasn’t anyone’s private property and that it was set aside for training as a good portion of the outskirts, then he began to literally unravel.
The average adult human body had on average 100,000 miles of blood vessels, Osu having six complete circulatory systems, he had well over half a million miles of blood vessels beginning to stretch out, some as thin as five micrometers, others as thick as an inch, but all reaching further up and out over the trees. The figure of Osu had basically become completely undone, and the patch of forest became more and more entangled in what looked like red wires. Soon the section of trees had become so wrapped up that one couldn’t see from one side to the other due to all the red threads in a hemisphere a couple hundred meters in radius.
At this point the threads began to contract, weaker limbs simply snapped off the trees on the edge of the red wire hemisphere, while a growing wall of sound made of cracking and creaking began reaching farther away. As time passed the strength of the contraction increased and the sound coming from the trees grew louder. Some trees snapped in thunderous cracks while others came unrooted in clouds of dirt. More and more the strings tightened and within minutes the hemisphere had shrunk in half, leaving craters and dirt where it had passed. The cracking sounds grew louder and more frequent, and the rumbling grinding of trees being crushed against each other joined the cacophony. A few more minutes passed and so much matter was squeezed together that it was difficult for the threads to contract any further. So the threads loosened slightly and began to slowly rotate around the shattered mass of former trees and rock, cutting into them and grinding them down into dust they began going up in a huge cloud. Thankfully Osu was well away from the village proper and downwind of it or all this noise and debris would definitely be a problem, and hopefully, no one in the forest nearby would be too bothered by his stretching routine.
Chigokai Osuteno,
As you stated, the artillery cannon you presented answered our issues for transportation, weight, and range and we don’t regret purchasing the machine from the medical branch of Kumogakure research subdivision. What we are trying to communicate is that this warranty information is rather unfair. Upon reading it as you suggested in your last letter there was indeed a few clauses related to the voiding of the warranty should we have opened the mechanisms or attempted “reverse engineering” and indeed the contract we signed does state that the price we paid was for the one machine and not its design, but the least you could do is help us put it back together and send replacement parts for the inner mechanisms that shattered upon dismantling. If you do, I can promise that the Naval Academy Engineers won’t attempt to, as you suggested, ‘trample upon’ your intellectual property rights.
Awaiting a positive reply,
Vice Admiral Narayoshi Endo of the Lightning Navy
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Osu looked at the letter and the ever grand seal of the Lightning Navy’s second fleet and considered the veiled threat at the end that they would try to steal some of his other designs if he didn’t put that unseemly overpriced prototype back together.
“I wonder how much face we should give them…” Osu mumbled.
Unlike the case of the researchers of the Naval Academy, Osu didn’t have any particular dislike of the Vice Admiral, he just wanted to rob the Navy of extra funds without actually giving them anything. The artillery piece in question was an expensive prototype meant as a proof of concept and wasn’t remotely optimized for cost or mass production. It was specifically designed to outclass the pieces the Navy currently possessed and to completely destroy key mechanisms upon dismantling to prevent the Navy from gaining technology they had yet to figure out for themselves. While it was an obscenely expensive project, the ambassadors to the Navy managed to sell it off for more than five times the cost to develop including labor and got the Navy to look past the fine print long enough to screw them over. All in all, a successful “fundraiser” to open up a few more clinic fronts for his pet project. They could pay for their own operating costs and make a steady decent profit once opened, but they were an expensive bureaucratic mess to start up, particularly since they had to disguise Kumogakuran involvement completely while setting these clinics up in the various cities and operating them. Officially they were safe houses for Kumo Shinobi should they need medical treatment or a place to hide while the staff were Mednin and a couple nurses from the hospital pretending to be normal, non chakra using doctors. There were a few unofficial details as well but nothing that would show up looking into the accounting records and everything was perfectly on budget, so it was beneath the radar of those uninvolved.
“On that note, I need to find more mednin to manage clinics… I can open up at least six by conservative efforts… but which cities… or should we set up multiple clinics in the larger cities we already have clinics in…” it wasn’t something that could or should be decided on a whim so he decided to put a pin in it and look over the data for a few days before deciding.
“Now… I have a bit of time left before the twins are done with their scout meeting and Chiai has a couple MiT serving her… helping her with the baby… I will go get some exercise and unwind, my blood flow is rather lethargic.”
Strictly speaking, exercise as most understood the term was ineffective for Osu as his body didn’t possess skeletal muscles or the like. Aside from a few hearts and marrow and a few minor organs that hadn’t been broken down into unique blood cells to serve a similar function, his body wasn’t much of anything but blood and blood vessels. As such, for Osu, exercise referred to something completely different.
A few minutes after leaving the hospital Osu arrived on the outskirts of the ancient forest and walked right up to the edge of the trees. He pulled out a map and reconfirmed this area wasn’t anyone’s private property and that it was set aside for training as a good portion of the outskirts, then he began to literally unravel.
The average adult human body had on average 100,000 miles of blood vessels, Osu having six complete circulatory systems, he had well over half a million miles of blood vessels beginning to stretch out, some as thin as five micrometers, others as thick as an inch, but all reaching further up and out over the trees. The figure of Osu had basically become completely undone, and the patch of forest became more and more entangled in what looked like red wires. Soon the section of trees had become so wrapped up that one couldn’t see from one side to the other due to all the red threads in a hemisphere a couple hundred meters in radius.
At this point the threads began to contract, weaker limbs simply snapped off the trees on the edge of the red wire hemisphere, while a growing wall of sound made of cracking and creaking began reaching farther away. As time passed the strength of the contraction increased and the sound coming from the trees grew louder. Some trees snapped in thunderous cracks while others came unrooted in clouds of dirt. More and more the strings tightened and within minutes the hemisphere had shrunk in half, leaving craters and dirt where it had passed. The cracking sounds grew louder and more frequent, and the rumbling grinding of trees being crushed against each other joined the cacophony. A few more minutes passed and so much matter was squeezed together that it was difficult for the threads to contract any further. So the threads loosened slightly and began to slowly rotate around the shattered mass of former trees and rock, cutting into them and grinding them down into dust they began going up in a huge cloud. Thankfully Osu was well away from the village proper and downwind of it or all this noise and debris would definitely be a problem, and hopefully, no one in the forest nearby would be too bothered by his stretching routine.