The gastrointestinal tract is regulated with dietary choices, hydration and relative activity. The average shinobi is not particularly... regular. With water at a premium and fibrous foods being procured at a price as an import, a majority of Sunans subsist off of meat and starch. Constipation is a common problem in Sunagakure, and due to high demand the relative access to laxatives was abundant. It was a simple task to get laxatives, there were closets full of the varied kinds in the Omni Prime. It was a lot like a civilian hospital in that regard, but that is a story for another day. She was not going to steal a bottle of Miralax or Ex-Lax, or Golytely --those had trademarks and lawyers. No-no-no, she was going to use artificial sweeteners. They worked through osmotic effect on the human colon, rather effectively. Also, they did not have the same gritty texture or thickening effect on liquids that turn a glass of juice into a slurry.
The plan was simple: Coffee.
Not to say coffee did not have an... increased peristaltic effect on it's own, the addition of the artificial sweetener added to what most would call "Medic's Crack" as coffee served as its own distinctive food-group to most practitioners. The contents of Tama's thermos might have been tampered with. Sleep deprived and stressed more than likely, it was quite probable that he would not notice the automatically refreshing magical thermos. It would take some time to take effect, miles of distance, potential stones the length of his colon the cramping effect would not be felt until the most inopportune time.
During surgery?
During a patient assessment?
Interdisciplinary rounds?
No, while he was in the closet with an incredibly busty blonde that may or may not have enjoyed a few 'enhancements' as a perk of their illicit relationship. Well, relationship was a strong term for what happened there, what they had was purely physical. "Oh Doctor, you taste just like pork rinds... my favorite."
Just before the sound of rhythmic thumping would be heard that the staff would politely pretend that they did not notice, tragedy would strike. Like a hand had thrust itself into his gut and twisted his intestines into a knot. This sense of urgency.
What happened in that closet... the writer has no clue and intensely fears the answer.
The mens room was not terribly far down the hall. A simple two stall room with a pair of urinals and sinks against the wall. Michi would be standing next to the door, she had been waiting there for some time under henge as a nurse waiting for Tama to rush past her. In her hand, there was a slip of paper she would place after Tama entered stating simply: Out of Order. Yes, this was an engineered meeting.
The plan was simple: Coffee.
Not to say coffee did not have an... increased peristaltic effect on it's own, the addition of the artificial sweetener added to what most would call "Medic's Crack" as coffee served as its own distinctive food-group to most practitioners. The contents of Tama's thermos might have been tampered with. Sleep deprived and stressed more than likely, it was quite probable that he would not notice the automatically refreshing magical thermos. It would take some time to take effect, miles of distance, potential stones the length of his colon the cramping effect would not be felt until the most inopportune time.
During surgery?
During a patient assessment?
Interdisciplinary rounds?
No, while he was in the closet with an incredibly busty blonde that may or may not have enjoyed a few 'enhancements' as a perk of their illicit relationship. Well, relationship was a strong term for what happened there, what they had was purely physical. "Oh Doctor, you taste just like pork rinds... my favorite."
Just before the sound of rhythmic thumping would be heard that the staff would politely pretend that they did not notice, tragedy would strike. Like a hand had thrust itself into his gut and twisted his intestines into a knot. This sense of urgency.
What happened in that closet... the writer has no clue and intensely fears the answer.
The mens room was not terribly far down the hall. A simple two stall room with a pair of urinals and sinks against the wall. Michi would be standing next to the door, she had been waiting there for some time under henge as a nurse waiting for Tama to rush past her. In her hand, there was a slip of paper she would place after Tama entered stating simply: Out of Order. Yes, this was an engineered meeting.