Hello there. I bet you didn't expect to see me again did you? You know what they say though, you can't keep a Yogi down for long!
For those of you who do not know me allow me to introduce myself. The name is Yogi. I have lived several lives. I was once the Daimyo of Rain Country. Another time I was the Medical Sennin of the Village Hidden in Onion. Just recently I was a turkey. Then Thanksgiving happened and here I am. Right now I am a retired teenage Leaf ANBU. I avoided the destruction of the village because I had been abroad at the time. After much effort though the village is back and here I am.
I stood next to the Hokage monument with a shovel in my hand. Next to me was my companion, George the orangutan, who was carrying a bag full of shovels. I used to be helped in my shenanigans by turkeys, but they had become too expensive to employ in recent years and I had begun hiring apes instead.
Behind me was a banner that read in bold lettering: "The 1st Annual Hunt for Hokage Kami's Grave".
"Now I want to thank everyone who came out for today's event!" I shouted as I stood up on a soap box, "As you may know we are here today in the hope of finding Hokage Kami's tomb. Rumor has it that before the old city was destroyed Kami buried his valuables underneath the Hokage monument. I should know. I was there."
I let out a loud laugh, "That's a joke of course. I'm not old enough to have been there! I'm only seventeen years old! My gramps was though and he says the old Hokage's treasure chest was filled with riches beyond imagination. Now does everyone have their shovels? Any questions?"
For those of you who do not know me allow me to introduce myself. The name is Yogi. I have lived several lives. I was once the Daimyo of Rain Country. Another time I was the Medical Sennin of the Village Hidden in Onion. Just recently I was a turkey. Then Thanksgiving happened and here I am. Right now I am a retired teenage Leaf ANBU. I avoided the destruction of the village because I had been abroad at the time. After much effort though the village is back and here I am.
I stood next to the Hokage monument with a shovel in my hand. Next to me was my companion, George the orangutan, who was carrying a bag full of shovels. I used to be helped in my shenanigans by turkeys, but they had become too expensive to employ in recent years and I had begun hiring apes instead.
Behind me was a banner that read in bold lettering: "The 1st Annual Hunt for Hokage Kami's Grave".
"Now I want to thank everyone who came out for today's event!" I shouted as I stood up on a soap box, "As you may know we are here today in the hope of finding Hokage Kami's tomb. Rumor has it that before the old city was destroyed Kami buried his valuables underneath the Hokage monument. I should know. I was there."
I let out a loud laugh, "That's a joke of course. I'm not old enough to have been there! I'm only seventeen years old! My gramps was though and he says the old Hokage's treasure chest was filled with riches beyond imagination. Now does everyone have their shovels? Any questions?"