My mission was to experience humanity for myself in order to learn from them so that I could blend in for what comes next. I am pleased to say that there were many ways to skin a cat...but thankfully, we've moved on to problem-solving techniques that don't involve felines. My sojourn among humans has proven fruitful; I’ve amassed a profound understanding of their nature. Primarily, I’ve observed that humans are vulgar, self destructive, hippie douchebags who were unworthy of the planet that they’ve inherited. However, amidst their flaws, there exists a glimmer of hope, a capacity for greatness unearthed during times of existential peril. In such moments, humans transcend their baser instincts, “coalescing in unity to achieve remarkable feats,” as I’ve witnessed firsthand. Their potential for greatness is undeniable, albeit transient, dissipating once the crisis abates, leaving behind a residue of sleazy hipsters that live only to poison this great planet. Perhaps this is why I was created. My raison d’être to serve as a perpetual catalyst for their evolution, an eternal force of nature compelling them to rise to their highest potential by simply being the monster underneath the bed. Yes, that must be why. A top my dessert nimbus, the cool breeze tousled my hair sending me adrift in bliss as I contemplated my existence. I let my eyes rest and a smile appeared…. And then I was smacked in the face by a piece of parchment. With a frown, I slowly removed this trash from my face. To my surprise a familiar face was printed on its page. The face was more than familiar, it was Akkuma… my creator. And according to this floating trash, he was appointed Sennin of Sunagakure.
“….This is some bull shit!”
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