Jokes Make Me Laugh

[Enatsu]

From the Ring of Fire Yuuto was safe but Fuu however was not faring so well. It was up in the air who could possibly win now. It was either Fuu or the Stranger's win at the moment. There was a chance that his Anbu ally could win but since the beginning he had not been utilizing all of his advantages. Even now he was going to get lost in the transition of the battle. He could always take over the tide of this battle and do what needed to be done. Yes there was that sliver of a reality where he jumped into the fray and lost, but that was a long shot. However this battle was more about pride than anything, but how far would pride get you? It was a dangerous thing that got many men killed in the past, could this be another situation?

The Earth Shifted crashing into the Medical Ninja knocking him down and tumbling the man over. Doku rode the wave with but then something happened. The air shook as the downed shinobi summoned something. Yuu knew a summoning when it came about and this was nothing ordinary. Whatever this man was, whatever he was doing would not be easily toppled. This being that came from out of the void had began to seep chakra away and had he not been in his protective wall this wouldn't have happened. However the fire began to fade, it was coming to an end now. Quickly followed up by a wind blast, but Doku was getting smart he utilizied his golden mucus to evade it. At that moment, he began to understand what he was. Yuuto's jaw dropped from beneath his mask. His words were low and desperate. "Naoharu...." He began to remember an old friend, once an academy student, but had long since either been killed or kidnapped. How Yuuto didn't see it before was beyond him. From the chakra webs, to the golden mucus. Doku was definitely a Hachiashi it meant he was hiding the other arms to appear normal. Naoharu would have never cared about hiding those arms it didn't matter to him if people knew his identity or not. It was strength and determination that made him who he was.

He couldn't stand by any longer and watch this. There were so many things he wanted to ask Doku, and if history repeated itself he was already on a crash course to the same fate. The Ring of Fire would vanish and he'd step out from the clutches as he observed their battle more. They both traded off extremely large jutsu which would lead to a clap from Yuuto. "Splendid work boys, but with that creature out and you two peen fighting I can only assume that things are coming to an end. Right here and right now you must make a decision to continue or end." His voice echoed around the stadium as he craftfully hid himself among them. Yuuto would strike from the shadows as that was his specialty. Whatever happened would happen and there'd be nothing that could change that.

[Are we still going to continue this fight? If not let's call it quits if so let's get it going]

 

[Fuu]

With the taste of blood sitting heavy in his mouth, Fuu stared across the field of battle at his adversary, his mind hazy as he attempted to grasp the situation. The actions of the past seconds raised through his mind, leading him up the point where he was now. First, there had been his folly. By taking the time to feel out his opponent (and to deliver and insulting kick to the face) he had opened himself up to attack, taking the brunt of his foe’s first volley. At first he had been fine, ignoring the fire burning his skin and the thick, scalding ash covering his body. In the heat of the moment the pain had failed to register, allowing the ANBU to lash out brutally with his rebuttal.

And lash out he had. Bloodied and burned, Fuu had pulled out all the stops, smashing his foe under a wave of rolling earth before riding the wave away and around, circling his foe as he prepared his next attack. During this time, a change came over the battlefield and the ANBU could only watch as something manifested itself near his fallen opponent. Instantly he could feel it’s effect take hold of him, his strength waning as his chakra was drained from his body. Unable to comprehend his foes actions, the young man did his best to clear his thoughts and focus on the goal, smashing his foe with righteous force.

Instinctively Fuu excreted mucus from his pores, hardening himself against a relatively weak blast of wind. Weak, at least, in comparison to what the ANBU had up his sleeve next. Combining two sets of complex handseals, the crispy man conjured up a dragon from the air itself, sending it careening into his foe followed directly by a massive, hurricane force blast of wind. From behind his mask, the man grinned as he watched it tear through his foe.

It was in that moment that he made his second mistake. With a smile still plastered on his face, Fuu turned his wave of earth back towards his foe, intent on finishing him off. Before he could begin his handseals however, his adversary acted first. The ANBU could only watch as shafts of darkness erupted from god knows what, knocking him off of his rolling mass of rubble and puncturing him just as his feet touched the ground. For a few moments the world stood still, and then the unthinkable. Before the young man could even blink, another shaft manifested itself in front of his, shooting directly for his face. With downright pinpoint accuracy, it slammed into the eye of his mask, shattering the face protector into pieces before ending an inch later.

Directly into the ANBU’s right eye.

Speechless, Fuu fought hard to keep his footing, his mind blank as he stared across the battlefield at his foe. He could feel the blood running down his face and into his mouth, he could smell his burnt flesh and he could see the man standing across from him, but he couldn’t think. Seconds passed, days for all he knew, before the world came back to life, the voice of his comrade falling on deaf ears. At last, a thought crossed his muddled mind, the ANBU grasping desperately to keep a hold of it as darkness clouded what was left of his vision. ‘Am I dead?’ He thought, regaining control of his arms as his mind came back to life. Slowly, he fought to raise his arm, fumbling blindly for the object that had blinded him. Wrapping his fingers around it, he tapped at the foreign object protruding from his head gingerly, his mind fighting hard to register what had happened.

Sucking in a breath, Fuu gripped the projectile and tested it, his mind still blank to the pain. As realization dawned on him, only one word ran through his mind. ‘Out.’ He thought, testing the object with his arm. It wouldn’t budge, seemingly moored into the ground. ‘Out.’ He thought again, attempting to pull it out of his eye. Growing desperate, he began to panic slightly, his one good eye shooting left and right, looking for anything that could help. His heart full of panic, a howl rose from the ANBU’s lungs as he sank further and further into despair. “OUT!” He screamed, yanking his head back and ripping the spear-like object from his eye socket. causing him to stumbling backwards, his weight falling onto the spear still protruding from his back.

Between the panic of blindness, the pain from his multiple punctures and the mind numbing emptiness of his eye socket, the ANBU could only take so much. Slumping forward, he gripped the shaft that held him impaled with all six hands, fighting to keep conscience. Sinking to his knees, he rose his exposed face to the sky and howled once more before the blackness over took him, robbing him of the pain and his consciousness.

[Fight Ended if agreeable]
[KO'd and Blinded]
[Topic left when/if Yuuto takes me to the hospital (again)]

 

[Enatsu]

It seemed as though things had gone too far this time. Fuu hurt by an attack and something lodged into his eye. The pain must have been unbearable. Another situation in which he was not able to prevent something from happening. Although the Anbu had wished for this battle this torture was not worth it. As soon as the shaft breached Fuu Yuuto moved instinctively weaving hand seals as fast as his hands would permit him. A dome of darkness would surround the odd Medical Shinobi, his creature and Yuu. He was angry seething with a need for destruction. "He didn't defend himself well enough so that's his fault. However harming my comrades in front of me presents you with a new problem. You're on your last legs and you have been outmatched from the beginning boy." Yuu would throw his right hand slinging out a massive spear of shadows. It was a simple technique but what Tetsuya wouldn't be expecting was the numerous hands of shadows from the realm reaching out to flatten him. He was more than likely prepared for dodging this technique in fact Yuu was counting on it.

After the first wave he'd had one more trick and the most staple of all his skills. The Shadow Possession jutsu came out with ferocity binding itself to the vigilante's shadow. He was caught in the web and then without much need of anymore tricks Yuuto retreated to the darkness once again. A black hand would emit and begin to wrap around the boy's neck. It's pressure was suffocating almost like a weight. He was going to lose consciousness soon and then this ordeal would be over finally. The creature he summoned was losing it's sustainability. It couldn't hold form without it's master directing it. It would fade away crumbling into nothingness. With the perp detained now he could make a final call to the other Anbu and a medical unit.

"I need transport for an Anbu named Doku here at the Colosseum he's lost an eye. We'll also need an Anbu unit to collect a lone wolf who damaged Doku's eye. He also ruthlessly beat down a group of refugees. He needs to be brought to the prison and put into a high security cell. He's unknown but he's a healer so we believe medical for now. I need an ID on him asap." He'd wait for the pick up units but not before taking a snap shot of the scene. In due time this would become the single most important day of Fuu but it was what he needed to advance and mature as a man. When they collected two he'd leave to go on about his own business.

[Tetsuya's technically inactive and I need this finished lol. Having Tetsuya's character be sent to jail]