"Give it up, you little fuck! That shit doesn't work on me."
Yatamaru taunted a scorpion nestled in his palm, poking and prodding at its hard exoskeleton, in response to its attempted stings. He was not concerned about the lethal dose of poison contained within the arachnid. His confidence could be equally attributed to either his drunken state or his puppet body, which was far tougher than steel. Suffice to say, the former was the more likely of the two.
The sun beat down on the desert that surrounded him, though he paid it no mind. He was here running an errand, and he had little interest in this task taking longer than needed. On his back, he carried a wooden box filled a quarter of the way with live scorpions. Not just any scorpion either — these were Shuriken Scorpions, the deadliest in all of the Land of Wind. They are nondescript and small; furthermore, they have no unique or identifying traits. Or at least, not on the outside. This sucks. Stupid scorpions, making things difficult. Stop squirming so much!
It was simple, but tedious, work. Being drunk certainly helped make things more fun.
He methodically checked every single one. Keeping the Shuriken Scorpions, he let the rest go and continued on his way. Why did he need the venom? Mostly as a weapon: the toxin, Necrosis, is incredibly deadly, making it the perfect thing to coat all his puppet's weapons with. He figured instead of having to keep coming out here to gather the poison, he'd gather the source. He'd breed the scorpions, and never run out of Necrosis.
Why was he drunk? Reasons. Yatamaru pulled out his flask, took a drink, then put it back. Time to move on.
Tasks like these made Yatamaru appreciate how useful his body had become, at least for a short while. He shuddered to think how he would have managed such a task before the procedure, letting his mind wander back through his memories as his body continued its work. That's the thing with monotony: once you get into a rhythm, things just seem to flow. In what felt like no time at all, the sun had sunk low into the sky and his back had grown heavy with toxic treasure.
Crimson beams washed over the gently sloping dunes, creating the illusion of great flames enveloping the entire desert. There wasn't much that impressed the troubled tinkerer these days, but this sight was certainly one of them. He was about to call it a day, but something about this sunset spoke to him on a spiritual level — he couldn't explain it much better than that. He lingered, wanting to soak in this sunset just a little longer. Another few sips from his flask wouldn't hurt either.
Maybe there's still hope for me, after all. If only he'd remembered to bring a pack of smokes, that would've really made this moment magical. Even though his nicotine deficiency was rather aggravating, there was still something charming about this moment. The wind was uneasy, the muffled sounds of snapping pincers and clicking legs adding a hostile undertone. The desert before him was equal parts beauty and danger, working together in harmony. There was a metaphor in there somewhere.
[mft]
Yatamaru taunted a scorpion nestled in his palm, poking and prodding at its hard exoskeleton, in response to its attempted stings. He was not concerned about the lethal dose of poison contained within the arachnid. His confidence could be equally attributed to either his drunken state or his puppet body, which was far tougher than steel. Suffice to say, the former was the more likely of the two.
The sun beat down on the desert that surrounded him, though he paid it no mind. He was here running an errand, and he had little interest in this task taking longer than needed. On his back, he carried a wooden box filled a quarter of the way with live scorpions. Not just any scorpion either — these were Shuriken Scorpions, the deadliest in all of the Land of Wind. They are nondescript and small; furthermore, they have no unique or identifying traits. Or at least, not on the outside. This sucks. Stupid scorpions, making things difficult. Stop squirming so much!
It was simple, but tedious, work. Being drunk certainly helped make things more fun.
He methodically checked every single one. Keeping the Shuriken Scorpions, he let the rest go and continued on his way. Why did he need the venom? Mostly as a weapon: the toxin, Necrosis, is incredibly deadly, making it the perfect thing to coat all his puppet's weapons with. He figured instead of having to keep coming out here to gather the poison, he'd gather the source. He'd breed the scorpions, and never run out of Necrosis.
Why was he drunk? Reasons. Yatamaru pulled out his flask, took a drink, then put it back. Time to move on.
Tasks like these made Yatamaru appreciate how useful his body had become, at least for a short while. He shuddered to think how he would have managed such a task before the procedure, letting his mind wander back through his memories as his body continued its work. That's the thing with monotony: once you get into a rhythm, things just seem to flow. In what felt like no time at all, the sun had sunk low into the sky and his back had grown heavy with toxic treasure.
Crimson beams washed over the gently sloping dunes, creating the illusion of great flames enveloping the entire desert. There wasn't much that impressed the troubled tinkerer these days, but this sight was certainly one of them. He was about to call it a day, but something about this sunset spoke to him on a spiritual level — he couldn't explain it much better than that. He lingered, wanting to soak in this sunset just a little longer. Another few sips from his flask wouldn't hurt either.
Maybe there's still hope for me, after all. If only he'd remembered to bring a pack of smokes, that would've really made this moment magical. Even though his nicotine deficiency was rather aggravating, there was still something charming about this moment. The wind was uneasy, the muffled sounds of snapping pincers and clicking legs adding a hostile undertone. The desert before him was equal parts beauty and danger, working together in harmony. There was a metaphor in there somewhere.
[mft]